“Sir,” Marvin said, sliding one toward the large man. “Let me tell you about our exchange policy. It’s very generous. You can exchange anything for store credit. Even, say… the truth. My recommendation? Take the credit. Buy the silk robe. The purple one. It says ‘forgiveness’ in a way a crotchless teddy never can.”
Finally, I did something desperate. I broke the salesman’s code.
Every salesperson has a story about the customer who reveals way more than necessary. While measuring for a bra is part of the job, some customers take "comfortable" to a new level.
