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“We offer unlimited calls!” Consumer: “Unlimited calls to whom?” CEO: “To our automated robot that says, ‘Please hold.’” Consumer: “That’s not a joke. That’s just Tuesday.”

You don’t need a new carrier to get in on this. Here’s a DIY guide to turning your existing unlimited plan into a comedy hotline:

The financial freedom of unlimited calling has also democratized audio comedy production. Podcasters, YouTubers, and TikTok creators use their standard mobile plans to crowdsource content directly from the public.

: A telemarketer called me and said, "Sir, do you have a moment to talk about your phone's performance?" I said, "Sure! I have an unlimited plan—let's start from the beginning of your childhood and work our way up." The Extended Warranty

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“We offer unlimited calls!” Consumer: “Unlimited calls to whom?” CEO: “To our automated robot that says, ‘Please hold.’” Consumer: “That’s not a joke. That’s just Tuesday.”

You don’t need a new carrier to get in on this. Here’s a DIY guide to turning your existing unlimited plan into a comedy hotline:

The financial freedom of unlimited calling has also democratized audio comedy production. Podcasters, YouTubers, and TikTok creators use their standard mobile plans to crowdsource content directly from the public.

: A telemarketer called me and said, "Sir, do you have a moment to talk about your phone's performance?" I said, "Sure! I have an unlimited plan—let's start from the beginning of your childhood and work our way up." The Extended Warranty